But apparently that was not the most frightening part of the incident. Observe this map:
Apparently Flight NWA188 STRAYED INTO SOVEREIGN USA TERRITORY during its wayward journey!! Was Homeland Security alerted? Were jets scrambled? Was our nation's cheese supply in jeopardy at any point?
Somehow I feel a little less safe tonight.
Yea, this is flight 188, please come in.
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Um, we fell asleep and seemed to have journeyed into unknow territory. Please confirm that Michigan is still a part of the USA and was NOT, I repeat, NOT sold to Canada due to economic downturn.
Yes flight 188, it is still part of the USA.
I'm sorry flight. It was sold but Wisconsin is still ours. Over.
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