This Is the Way We Roll...Or Not

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You know those Demotivation posters, the ones from Despair.comhttp://despair.com/? I keep thinking this photo would make a good one.

"PREDESTINATION: Someone had to be the last one. Looks like it was the person before you."

"PREPAREDNESS: Always, always, check that the roll is full before you sit down."

"RESOURCEFULNESS: Toilet paper has only been around since the sixth century. What did people do before then?"

Have another Demotivational caption? Leave it in the comments!

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Let Me Try to Make This As Simple as Possible

And if referring to the Up and Down buttons as "No. 1" and "No. 2" doesn't help you, perhaps if we called one "peepee" and the other "poopy"?

(Photo credit: @Jchawes)

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